Thursday, October 19, 2006

Clay Is Allegory

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She said she read about it in the newspapers.

The professor was found dead in the woods near campus.

His entrails were hanging out of his abdomen. And his heart was resting on his opened rib cage.

She told the detectives that yes she was walking out in the same area at approximately the same time, but that she had blacked out and fainted because of her heart condition.


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22 comments:

Canopenner said...

Ok flic, this time you have gone too far.

It was Colonel mustard, in the park, with a candelstick.

Crazy Like A Fox said...

I am sure that the Professor was asking for it.

Thanks for stopping by my blog!!!!! There's 5 exclamation marks for you.

cindra said...

She knew that her frontal lobe epilepsy would never be cured, and while the leaves in her hair were convincing as far as her story went, her trembling voice and the red goo stuck to her shoe led the authorities to take her downtown for further questioning.

flic said...

canopenner- I wouldn't be surprised if the Colonel had something to do with it!

crazy like a fox- I'm sure you're probably right. And I love the way you do exclamation marks!

cindra- You're on the right track. What do you think? Do you think she did it?

kaya said...

Just dropping in to say Hello. I read the latest post. I am intrigued.
I must come and like the Queen said to Alice, I must begin at the beginning.

flic said...

kaya- Please do! And when you begin at the beginning, you'll end at the beginning of a different end!

cindra said...

Flic, i really do think she did it. she has some serious issues surrounding matters of the heart, you know, and what with these conditions of hers, i do think she is capable...

Matina said...

Poor Clay...meeting such an awful fate like that--his heart looks like last night's vegetable surprise. Wok him gently.

flic said...

cindra- Hmmm. That's interesting. She is capable. And there will be an Episode 4.

matina- I really like your on-target "slips". You're right, in this context the professor is Clay just as much as she is Clay. Because now they're both entwined in the same Allegory.

And I won't even talk about "vegetable surprise" and the "Wok". You tell me. Great stuff, M!

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget there are not 1 but 2 she's of form-itable material. I believe it was the first who was cleared of her crimes. Shall we rely on chronology flic, or might this be a pattern for gallery allegory and a case of wrong place wrong time for the one with the beautiful lips?

D. B. Cooper said...

You scare me worse than I scare me. And I scare myself pretty bad sometimes.

Shaymus said...

I suspect this is a case of Spontaneous Capsicaneous Erupteous. Very rare.

David said...

You should see my smile on reading this one.

flic said...

tamingtiger- You're onto something with there being 2. But what type of chronology are you referring to? Patterns are what to look for. Mmmm, the beautiful lips again!

d.b. cooper- The key is not to scare yourself.

shaymus- Very rare, indeed. That condition is one of a kind!

David- Glad you're smiling.

puerileuwaite said...

I'm not sure if her position wouldn't soften a bit at the station; once in the interrogation room under heavy scrutiny and bright lighting.

DB Cooper said...

You can never go wrong with the word entrails. It's always sure to make any story work.

flic said...

puerileuwaite- I think you might be onto something. At the right station, with the right interrogating, and with the right lighting, her position may have softened a bit.

db cooper- Have you ever read the one-word story titled "Entrails"? The one word is, of course, "entrails".

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