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I'm one of the lucky 3% of people in the world who suffer from Mythophobia, where I have the uncontrollable ability to accurately decipher someone's, anyone's, personality (and thus even physical traits sometimes), based on the words that they write or by the way that they speak.

The following are four examples [culled from the Females Section] from a report containing over two-thousand examples of 100% accurately pin-pointed statements regarding individual writers of comments.

Note: all comments in the following examples and in the full report have had permission obtained from the authors, their contact information, and their written statements as to the accuracy of my statements regarding their personality.


1. "I followed your instructions but when i try to save my updated profile page, it kept saying the pic file is too large. oh well. as you know, i am not too computer saavy. thanks though. have a nice weekend."

She's a woman of small stature, but she likes large things and large ideas. She likes to stand on the side as she watches her male significant other do things for her. And she likes to be a part of the crowd. In addition, she has more power than she's willing to show. But she gets to feeling down when she fails to properly use the power that she has.

2. "Wow, thanks. I feel much better about my family now. We're just the usual emotionally manipulative, Jerry Springer style - who's da father type family."

She likes to feel things as emotions, rather than relying on touch or taste or smell or sight or sound. She looks at everything as being from within herself. She keeps opinions to herself. She loves her father. And she believes that men are higher up than women on the ladder of society.

3. "Sure, I can allow things to happen at will, and for the most part have been doing so all my life, and if you could take a walk in my shoes you’d see exactly how far away from controlling and micromanaging I really am."

She needs to be accepted. She has a rough and tough exterior, but she has a very soft and feminine heart. She wants to be congratulated on her accomplishments. She thinks no one understands her. And she feels that she is a far greater person than the one that she thinks other people think she is. She is a procrastinator, and she takes a long time to get things finished.

4. "I do get weirded out about stuff like emails or stupid things like that & then internally something is nagging at me & its not til later that I can put my finger on it."

She always tries to take the short cut. And she likes to state how things are with her before other people get a chance to do it for her. She takes her time and thinks about what she wants to do before she does it, but she does it -- and always in a successful manner. Nonetheless, she is a person who often misses the boat and feels that life is passing her by.