Saturday, July 15, 2006

Open up the window

I'm one of the lucky 3% of people in the world who suffer from Mythophobia, where I have the uncontrollable ability to accurately decipher someone's, anyone's, personality (and thus even physical traits sometimes), based on the words that they write or by the way that they speak.

The following are four examples [culled from the Females Section] from a report containing over two-thousand examples of 100% accurately pin-pointed statements regarding individual writers of comments.

Note: all comments in the following examples and in the full report have had permission obtained from the authors, their contact information, and their written statements as to the accuracy of my statements regarding their personality.


1. "I followed your instructions but when i try to save my updated profile page, it kept saying the pic file is too large. oh well. as you know, i am not too computer saavy. thanks though. have a nice weekend."

She's a woman of small stature, but she likes large things and large ideas. She likes to stand on the side as she watches her male significant other do things for her. And she likes to be a part of the crowd. In addition, she has more power than she's willing to show. But she gets to feeling down when she fails to properly use the power that she has.

2. "Wow, thanks. I feel much better about my family now. We're just the usual emotionally manipulative, Jerry Springer style - who's da father type family."

She likes to feel things as emotions, rather than relying on touch or taste or smell or sight or sound. She looks at everything as being from within herself. She keeps opinions to herself. She loves her father. And she believes that men are higher up than women on the ladder of society.

3. "Sure, I can allow things to happen at will, and for the most part have been doing so all my life, and if you could take a walk in my shoes you’d see exactly how far away from controlling and micromanaging I really am."

She needs to be accepted. She has a rough and tough exterior, but she has a very soft and feminine heart. She wants to be congratulated on her accomplishments. She thinks no one understands her. And she feels that she is a far greater person than the one that she thinks other people think she is. She is a procrastinator, and she takes a long time to get things finished.

4. "I do get weirded out about stuff like emails or stupid things like that & then internally something is nagging at me & its not til later that I can put my finger on it."

She always tries to take the short cut. And she likes to state how things are with her before other people get a chance to do it for her. She takes her time and thinks about what she wants to do before she does it, but she does it -- and always in a successful manner. Nonetheless, she is a person who often misses the boat and feels that life is passing her by.

26 comments:

Leilouta said...

so are you really a flic? :)

flic said...



L-
You are a woman who likes to show herself as being always friendly. You don't like to speak much. But when you do speak, you hope others will think that what you're saying is interesting and intelligent. You like to change the subject often, and you smile a lot. Moreover, you are a person who likes to forge secret liasons -- and you enjoy being on top of your male counterpart.

Dwayne said...

How are you coming up with this? It reads like a horoscope or something. Call me skeptical but I'm definately coming back to see what you gather from my comments. This is the most interesting thing I've seen today. Love it!

flic said...

D-
You are an inquisitive man, and you enjoy talking with others. You often get excited by things that are new. And you have a knack (and a liking) for things that are like puzzles. Also, you are a person who very often is willing to take chances, although only when the prospects are high in your favor. Finally, you are quit often a happy person.

Ben said...

me thinks flic is off her rocker.

Dwayne said...

I'm still intrigued. Did you learn this, is it a gift, or is it actually a broadly generalized "reading" as some professed psychics do? This is too neat.

Safira said...

Hmmm... nice blog. After your comment on my blog about me - I have to wonder what your assessment of my personality is after reading my writings...

Dwayne said...

Flic, I moved you from the 30-day trial list to the other side. That's probably the shortest amount of time anyone has ever spent there. You're a rare find.

flic said...


Ben-
You are a man who likes to often use humor in his everyday dealings. Also, sometimes you get people (and places and information) mixed up, but nonetheless you are always in high spirits about how things turn out for you. In addition, you are a person who is usually very polite, even towards people you don't like or agree with.

flic said...


Safira-
You are a woman who likes sounds. You are a person who even occasionally makes aside-sounds in your intonations when speaking. Also, you are a person who looks up to those who have something to offer you. In addition, you are often interested in only those things that involve you in some way. But you are always willing to listen to what other people have to say. And although you are low-key in your demeanor, you are quite proud of the things you do.

Anonymous said...

i'm a believer...you're spot on.

Leon said...

I like to analyse people too, but its not an obsession. Just to know who I'm associating with.

flic said...

Leon-
You are a person who sometimes likes to be a part of groups. Yet you also often like to differentiate yourself in at least some ways from the group. Furthermore, you are a person who doesn't like to make too many waves, although you are a person who is always keen to get your point across. In addition, you are well-educated, and you look for acceptance from people and places you feel akin to.

Shaman Dandulla said...

quite an interesting blog... I wonder what would you say about me?

flic said...

SD-
You are a man who seldom fully discloses how you really feel about things. And you are a person who's always in a rush. Therefore, you walk passed most things that don't concern you so as to get to those things that do concern you. You are very particular with your language, and you are careful in what you say. Mainly because you don't want to be viewed as being wrong. And although you have a high level of self-reliance, you do sometimes reach out to others for assurance.

mssmartypants said...

I saw your comments on my friend CanMan's blog and figured i'd check things out...I must say i am intrigued...

flic said...


M-
You are a visual person. And you are a woman who likes to make your presence known. In addition, you have a knack for making things easy for the people around you. Therefore, people enjoy having you around. Also, you sometimes tend to rely on your friends for confirmation on what you say and do. On the other hand, you almost always expect the worst from people. And yet you are always very happy when you find a good friend.

mssmartypants said...

and you are rediculously accurate! thanks!!

Good for Me said...

i was so frustrated by infinitesimal's blathering that i had to see where you sent her. and now curiosity's got the cat. do me, do me!

flic said...

Good For Me-
You are a woman with overflowing (sexual) energy. Furthermore, you prefer the dominate role at times in a relationship, but usually you are most comfortable and most at home in the submissive role. In addition, you often compare yourself to others, especially to other women. And you can sometimes be possessive of things (and people) you consider to be yours. But you are a fun person to be with. And although outwardly and to others you seem to enjoy the outdoors and to be engaged in a lot of activities, you often inwardly and secretly prefer staying indoors and lounging around.

cherie! said...

Wuz here..and that's a confession? Here from GFM's comment box.

flic said...

Cherie!-
You like to take short cuts, both literally and figuratively. You are also a person who likes to be ambiguous or give double meanings when talking with others. In this way, you are protective of your real thoughts and your feelings. In addition, you are a person who often eventually gives excuses for things that you say and do, even when those excuses are not necessary.

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